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Post by Bella Swan on Aug 31, 2008 1:05:33 GMT -5
I'm extremely tired, stressed, and over worked and this is what it does to me : it makes me more random than ever random and possibly unanswerable questions: 1. When we meet God, what do we say if he sneezes?? 2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?? 3. Why is it called a pair of pants?? 4. Why is a pizza referred to as a "pie"?? 5. Why is the sky blue?? 6. Why is the grass green?? 7. What came first, the chicken or the egg?? 8. Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?? hehe, feel free to attempt to answer any of the questions and post some of your own
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Post by Lily Wilson on Aug 31, 2008 1:19:59 GMT -5
i'll try to answer all of them with really messed up answers ;D
1. When we meet God, what do we say if he sneezes?? Dude i thought heaven was supposed to be allergy free
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?? Because they hate each other and there fore the glue doesn't want to stay in the bottle
3. Why is it called a pair of pants?? because what fun would it be calling it a single pant, doesn't that sound lonely
4. Why is a pizza referred to as a "pie"?? Because what else would u call it, a loaf 5. Why is the sky blue?? Because it would look weird yellow
6. Why is the grass green?? Because green is my favorite color
7. What came first, the chicken or the egg?? The egg, and from that came the mutant creature we know as the chicken
8. Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?? it was bored
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Post by Bella Swan on Aug 31, 2008 10:03:15 GMT -5
9. If a robot does the robot, is it still called the robot??
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Post by Carlisle Cullen on Aug 31, 2008 11:07:20 GMT -5
9: Yes, indeed. It is called the Robotica. 10: If someone feels sad after eating Cheerios, are they called Saddios? 11: Is a Werewolf a wolf with a bad sense of direction?
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